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You can hardly expect a teacher to journey to your private home.

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^.....Unless there is a hefty financial incentive to do so. 

......said Mr Smart-arse.

......Oh, look who is accusing me of being a smart ass. I smell hypocrisy in the air. 

1. I said smart-arse". I am not a Yank or trying to behave like one.

2. I dont flaunt myself in a photo as someone who thinks he's God's gift to mankind, or rather womankind.

3.  If you smell something it must  surely be your own odour.

1. I am very sorry that I was not sensitive to the regional spelling difference. You are certainly the first person I have ever met to get riled up over such a petty error. My apologies, I'll be more respectful in the future. 

2. I am completely astonished how you perceive a correlation between a person wanting to use a profile picture and the person being a pompous show-off. I wonder what your secondary school years were like? It certainly sounds like people gave you a hard time. 

3. Science has time and again proved that you are more likely to smell someone else's odour than yours. Maybe that is the case here, too? Besides, I'm not the one who people report to the moderators for inappropriate behaviour. 

And with that said please come and talk to me when you hit puberty or better yet get a life. 

Go play with your toes.