Help with your English/My Danish!

I've never held Danish teachers of English in high respect, but I must admit; not even the most local "rødvinspimpende" excuse for a teacher would misspell the word, 'Danish', confuse indefinite article 'an' with conjunction 'and', try to smoosh several clauses together into one major clause, do a most interesting rejig of the contraction "I'd", and—to top it off—end an indicative statement with a goshdarn question mark!

Thank you for taking the time to create this reply. As my first post was written from a hospital bed, having a clear head now, I can see that I have made some minor errors. You are correct not to hold Danish teachers of English in high respect. The five different schools I have visited recently, have shown an embarrassing ability by all teachers to explain the most simple aspects of English language. That said, we all make mistakes. The time and effort you have taken to "pick away" at another persons text, may suggest you need some kind of hobby or even a job.