Heeeelp

Hej, er der nogen der kunne tænke sig at skrive et svar til annoncen, som inspiration? Tusind tak på forhånd:D

Jobannoncen:
I will walk your dog (Upper East Side)
HEY RICH-ASS DOG OWNERS:
Are you at the office 23 hours a day in a coke-fueled effort to squeeze every last penny out of
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your 20s and 30s?
Are you going out of town with your post-divorce trophy-girlfriend to visit your slave ship
collection in Barbados?
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I AM YOUR DOG WALKER.
I am the most radical, bitchin’ mind-blowing dog-walking experience in all of New York City.
All dogs are STOKED when I’m around, regardless of breed or sex.
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Do I have experience walking dogs?
OF COURSE I HAVE EXPERIENCE WALKING DOGS! THIS ISN’T LINEAR ALGEBRA, FOLKS,
IT’S DOG-WALKING.
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Forget the agencies. I will walk your dog for less money, and I’m not some weirdo art school
dropout who claims to be “in sub-verbal communication” with your dog. I’m just a guy who
wants your money and will walk your dog to get it.
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So if you’re interested in the dopest, most swagged-out LEGEND OF THE UNIVERSE
dog-walking champion of New York City, reply to this ad and we will get started in making your
dog happier than a Mormon on his honeymoon.
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So act now, write me. I’m excited to meet you and your dog, and I’m pretty sure your
dog is excited to meet me too!
Serious inquiries only, please.

b. Write an answer in English to the dog walker (50-75 words) using formal and grammatically correct language.