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The journalist A.A Gill recently attended his first catwalk show ever. To models and buyers it was normal but to him it was a strange parade of the impossibly weird and the improbably thin that proved that the world has gone mad.

“I watch the audience scramble in, middle-aged women with puffy legs wearing tiny dresses, and see-through black silk shirts. Fortysomething ladies with leather skin and leopard-fur hair stumble over the furniture because they are too vain to take off their dark glasses in a room where you really need a torch. An ancient crone sits beside me. She’s got hands like liver-spotted claws and her lips have so much collagen in them that her mouth won’t close properly. If the women are bad, the men are worse. The woman who is dressed 10 years younger than her passport is sad, but understandable. A balding American fashion editor with a pigtail and a cravat is beyond pity. Nobody looks normal; nobody here could walk down Oxford Street without accompanying laughter.

If the fashion writers look odd, they at least have recognisable human shapes. The models are from another planet. These girls are fuse-wire thin and unbelievably tall. Their legs are like grissini barely capable of taking the weight of their bodies. They move in an odd, careful, and swaying way that is newborn and uncoordinated, like creatures who would be happier slithering on their tummies and have just been made to walk upright. They jerk their bony heads with ears that look like folded bats’ wings. They have glazed eyes and the ones who don’t look terrified look psychotic. The models sway down the catwalk, pause momentarily, and grimace desperately.