Dear 'Professors' of this forum (Stygotius and rakijovic)

Dear Grammar Nazis and Pedants. Im Playcing this hear to spacifikally distroy you're intire day. May korecting this be te onely thing you thnc abowt all weak.

And ples take a lok at dis from my dwear frend Stephen Fry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

I understand if people are awsking for help with grammar, but if dey are not - then correcting them all de time only leads to misery. Whenever you unwantedly correct someone's grammar, just remember dis: Nobody likes you.

Luv from Toot. Proud to not care abowt grammar. Only caring when it reely maters ( A job interview for example! )

PS: If you didnt understand it yet, Im writing uncorwet grammar to annoy you. Have fwun corweting it! :))