Side 2 - En Sød SMS?

"Da jeg var nede på stranden, tegnede jeg et hjerte med dit navn i. Vandet viskede det ud. Igen lavede jeg et hjerte hvori jeg skrev dit navn, selvom vandet blev ved med at viske det ud, blev jeg ved; fordi i mit hjerte kan du aldrig viskes ud."

:D
Therackoo

#20: Er bange for jeg ikke har flere liggende. Men der må også være andre herinde der kender nogle, eller kan finde på nogle nye...det er lettest hvis man er overtræt.

Din faible for Ego er profan for min populisme af mankoen af indicionen af kærligheden.

Jeg staffere dig med min virilitet, som virak er rigid for dig min figurant.

Det har ganske vist ikke noget med SMS'er at gøre, men for de nørdede er nedenstående udgave af Rødhætte særdeles underholdende:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?S6FC2174B

Fuldt udbytte af historien kræver dog nok et indledende kursus i analyse :-)

http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=359

http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html

Man ved det er en god joke når den starter med "Three functions were sitting in a bar..."

#25
"Fuldt udbytte af historien kræver dog nok et indledende kursus i analyse"

hehe, ja det må du nok sige. Med min ingenniør-matematik fatter jeg i hvert fald intet af det som står, men underholdende er det! :-)

Det er evident at du kasuelt er så en seraf af en backfisch at være, så jeg er minded at sondere dit kavitet, så det vil være odiøs for dig.

//Skriv det til kæresten... :D

Engelsk beskeder:

If the day comes when I die
and go up in the sky as I'm
there so far I'll well write
ur name on every star so u
look up and see
____________________

You
and
Me

the best ones that can ever be
____________________

If you hold 11 flowers
and look to the mirror
you will see the most
beautiful 12 flowers in the word
____________________

Love is Love
i love my love
my love is you
so i love you
____________________

Its raining now
should u look out
the windows and try
to count the numbers
of rain drops u see
filling from the sky
above thats how much
i'm missing u now
____________________

Hello means:

H-have u missed me ?
E-everything is aright ?
L-like to be with u.
L-like to see u.
o- obviously i miss u

Just wanna say hello to u.
____________________

If in my dreams is the only
place i can hould u !

Then i want to sleep forever !!
____________________

Of all the friends i ever met,
your the one i wont forget,
and if i die before u do, i'll
go to heaven and wait for u.
____________________

U r amizing so cute
so nice so sweet
u r a great body,
***y voice,cute smile
kissable lips warmest
touch,shing eyes..

oops,sorry wrong number
____________________

when the time comes
4 u 2 give
your heart 2 someone
make sure that u
select someone who will
never break your heart
because broken hearts have
( No Spareparts


My eyes >> Miss u
My Lips >> Kiss u
My Feeling >> Love u
My Body >> Need u
My Heart Just 4 u,
I will die without u.
____________________

2 Enter my life
Enter Pin
Code :

L
O
V
E

Welcome to my Heart
____________________

If u found yourself in a dark room..?!
walls around you are red.!
and blood comes from everywhere!
don't be scared.!
you are in my heart!
____________________

HATE me.
LEAVE me.
BREAK me.
DO any thing but
please DON'T...

FORGET ME !!
____________________

I SENT THIS MESSAGE
ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR
DISTURBING U!!
Hehe!! Hehe
____________________

Love is not how long
u've been together
not how much u've give
or receive not how many
times u've helped each other
its how u value each other.
____________________

Love isn't when u can be
together and talk about
anything, it's when u can
be together and not say a
word and think it's the best
conversation you've had..
____________________

Everyone says u can only
fall in love once, but
that's not true. Because
every time i hear your
voice i fall in love all
over again.
____________________

Maybe god wants us to
meet a few wrong peoples
before meeting the right
one. So that when we
finally meet the right
one, we know how to be
grateful 4 that gift.
____________________

U can fall from the sky.
U can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall
is in love with me..
____________________

Of all the friends i ever
met, your the one i wont
forget, and if i die before
u do, i'll go to heaven and
wait for u.
____________________

Work like u don't need
money, dance like no one's
watching u and love like
you've never been hurt before.
____________________

Don't say u love me unless
u really mean it, because i
might do something crazy like,
believe it.
____________________

If u love me
Then let me know

If u don't !!
Then let me go..
____________________

If U need ADVICE MSG ME
if U need a FRIEND CALL ME
if U need HELP E-MAIL ME
if U need MONEY The number u
dailed is not in service
plz don't try again
____________________

When i saw u i was afraid
to meet u When i meet u i
was afraid to love u When i
loved u i was afraid to lose u !
____________________

One day you'll love me as
i have loved u One day you'll
cry for me as i have cried
for you One day you'll need
me but !! I won't need you !
____________________

When all seas become dry When
all birds leave the sky When
all family say good bye My pasion
to you will never die.
____________________

Take my eyes but let me see you
Take my mind but let me think
about you Take my hands but let
me touch you But if you want to
take my heart its already 4 u
____________________

Some people come into our live
and quickly go

some stay for awhile and

leave footprints on our hearts.
____________________

Get down !


and down




see the darkness


thats my life without you !
____________________

U can buy gifts but not love.

U can pretend smile but not happiness.

U can lie to others but not to urself.

U can have friends but not as good as Me.
____________________

Love is like a cloud
Love is like a dream
Love is one word and everything in between
Love is a fairytale come
true because i found
love when i found u.
____________________

I looked for u

Up
and
Down


Left
and
Right


Here
and
There


Every Where

Just to tell u
that i really
miss u a lot
____________________

C.L.I.C.K :

C=Can't live without u.
L=Love u.
I=I miss u.
C=Care About u.
K=Kiss From my heart to u.

So,When u miss me just say "CLICK"
____________________

When i miss a special person,
i don't have to go too far,
i just have to look inside my heart,
because that's always where my
special peoples are !!
____________________

Friends may not be seen together
all the time, but in each's heart
they truely stay forever !!
____________________

Every night i miss u,
while im sitting here
thinking of u,ur love,
ur kiss,ur words,i cant
imagine that any1 has ever
missed some1 the way i miss u,
dont u miss me
____________________

Yesterday I was your friend

Today i'm still your friend

Don't worry About tomorrow

I'll always be your friend
____________________

People live,
people die,
people laugh,
people cry,
some give up,
some still try,
some say hi !
Some say bye,
others may forget you,
but never will i .
____________________

One day the moon said to me,
if she makes u cry,
why don't u leave here ?
I told the moon !
Moon would u ever leave your sky?..
____________________

Look..
The moon is calling you.

See..
The stars are shining for you!

Listen..
The birds are singing to you!

Hear..
My heart says i miss you.
____________________

Press down if u miss me..

I MISS U 2

u r so sweet


ok bye..


still pressing?
u really miss me!
ok thanks & bye.

still pressing!!! AMMA LAZGAH
____________________

When i cry i see you in my tears
But i clean my tears therefor
no one can see you ..
____________________

I
MISSED
CALL


U MISSED THIS
CALL


BUT U'LL NEVER


MISS ME


CAUSE I'LL BE
ALWAYS HERE 4
U....

There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!

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When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often times we look so long at the
Closed door that we don't see the one,
Which has been opened for us

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Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
Because it takes only a smile to
Make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.

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Dream what you want to dream;
Go where you want to go;
Be what you want to be,
Because you have only one life
And one chance to do all the things
You want to do.

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May you have enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human and
Enough hope to make you happy.

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The happiest of people don't necessarily
Have the best of everything;
They just make the most of
Everything that comes along their way.

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The brightest future will always
Be based on a forgotten past;
You can't go forward in life until
You let go of your past failures and heartaches.

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When you were born, you were crying
And everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
You’re the one who is smiling and everyone
Around you is crying.

I

I a

I am

I am l

I am lo

I am loo

I am look

I am looking

I am Looking for

I am looking for YOU !

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very Good
Tomoroow A-B-C
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The doctor is not always shafi
The weater is not always safi
The love is not always kafi
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press down if u miss me
IM SO TOUCHED !
ur so sweet
ok u can stop The doctor is not always shafi
The weater is not always safi
The love is not always kafi
But when I see u I run 7afi
still pressing? u really miss me ha
YA LAZGAH

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'v' 'v' 'v'
("v") ("v") ("v")
'v' 'v' 'v'
("v") ("v") ("v")
'v' 'v' 'v'
I love YOU !!!

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"-.-"

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". ."
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* ' * ' *

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My heart is going to explode when ever I think of you!


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love is love, i love my love, my love is you, so i love you

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Somebody say Happiness is life
Others say it's Freedom
& Some of them say it's money
But to me, it's the tone of ur Message

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The Beauty of life
does not depend
on how happy you are,
but on happy others can be

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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!


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I'm glad friendship doesn't come with price tags. For if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.


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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.


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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!


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You brighten my day, di ka naman araw. You light up my life, di ka naman ilaw. You make me smile, di ka naman bulalakaw. You warm my heart, di ka naman sabaw. Friend kita, yan malinaw!


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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.


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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.


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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.


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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!


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A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!


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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!


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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!


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A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.


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Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.


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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.


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Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can't see you, let my care be with you, friend!


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What is a friend? She looks out for you, inspires you, laughs with you, cries with you, understands you, guides you and walks with you. That's what a friend is…you.


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I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.


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How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.


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I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.


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A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.


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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.


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When you're down, I'll be there to cheer you up. When you're tired, I'll be there to lift you up. I'll be your friend no matter what!


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Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!


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If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.


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I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.


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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.


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Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart!


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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.


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I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

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Ok, nu begynder det at blive kvalmt..

its
a
nice
feeling
when
U
know
that
some1
Love
U


some1
Misses
U

some1
Needs
U

but it
feels much
better when
u know that

some1
never ever
forgets
U

that ME

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I

loOked
4
U

Up


Down

Left

Right

Here
There

Every where

Just
2


Tell
U



I Love U


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Words begin with

A
B
C

Numbers begin with

1
2
3

Music begins with

do
re
me

but true love begins with





>>>>>>>YOU AND ME

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if the day comes

when i die

and go up

in the sky

As im there so far

i'll write ur name on every star

So u look up and see

how much u really mean 2 me

jg sys de her to modsiger hinanden lidt. hvis nu man taler om venskab, hvilken en af dem er så bedst? skal man blive ved dem, eller droppe dem?

One day the moon said to me,
if she makes u cry,
why don't u leave here ?
I told the moon !
Moon would u ever leave your sky?..

One day you'll love me as
i have loved u One day you'll
cry for me as i have cried
for you One day you'll need
me but !! I won't need you !

#34 Jeg synes at den øverste passer bedst..

One day the moon said to me,
if she makes u cry,
why don't u leave here ?
I told the moon !
Moon would u ever leave your sky?..

#35 mener du at den passer bedst, eller at den bare er bedst.? altså, skal man så blive ved personen så?

Waterhouse...de er geniale...hvis jeg fik sådan en bemærkning var jeg solgt til stanglakrids!

Waterhouse er imba!!!
fandme for nice!!!
jeg syntes Waterhouse skal stå for noget der hedder ugens joke/scorebemærkning på studieportalen.dk!

#36 ja det mener jeg, at den passer bedst..

Ingen tvivl - Waterhouse er overlegen!