Dumper jeg studentereksamen?

Man kommer ikke sovende til noget (udover måske en lottogevinst eller de milliongevinster, jeg har fået i den sidste tid), der skal virkelig arbejdes med alt stof. Det betyder, at når man laver lektier, må man ikke tænke på alt muligt andet. Selvom du har dovnet en del af tiden, så er det aldrig for sent at lære noget, men når det er sagt, så er der jo mange mennesker, der klarer sig godt i tilværelsen uden en studentereksamen. Måske har du kunstneriske evner, eller noget andet? Find i hvert fald ud af, hvad du virkelig ønsker dig af livet. Der er mange veje til lykken, og en studentereksamen behøver ikke at være det for dig.

Se for eksempel her et brev, jeg modtog her til morgen, og dem har jeg fået i tonsvis af de sidste tre uger:

From: Mr. Evans Chime.
Private E-mail: [email protected]

Dear Sir.
I discovered your contact from Yahoo address book.
My name is Mr. Evans Chime, and I work in the International operation
department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine
inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL. Of
26,000,000 (TwentySix Million USD) on further discreet investigation,
I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away
(dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account. The bank will approve
this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is
a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that
he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A
foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account
Holder, therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction.

I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this
money, But you will need to open an account where this can be
transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax
number including full details of the account to be used for the
Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction
as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were
breached. I want to assure you that the transaction is without risk if
due process is followed accordingly. Finally I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from
you.through my private e-mail: [email protected] on replying send
me the followings.

Account Name:....
Account Number:..
Your Bank Name:...........
Bank Address:.........
Swift Code No:..........
Your Private Telephone No:.......

Thank you for your time and attention.

Best Regards,
Mr. Evans Chime.
 

ja, alt tæller med, så bare rolig :)

og held og lykke :)