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21. juli 2006 af Sansnom (Slettet)
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

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21. juli 2006 af proppistol (Slettet)

Jajajajaja :)
Det har jeg da forlængst regnet ud!

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21. juli 2006 af Donttry (Slettet)

Haha . Genialt :D

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22. juli 2006 af ZoX (Slettet)

hehe

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22. juli 2006 af Sonrisa (Slettet)

det billede passer overraskende godt på karaktergivningen i min gamle klasse:)

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22. juli 2006 af Molle (Slettet)

Hmm..

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ = 650 %

Det skal helt sikkert afprøves.

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