Ligheder/forskelle ml. to tekster sagt på dansk

Jeg skal beskrive sproglige ligheder og forskelle mellem de to tekster, fx med hensyn til sætningsopbygning og ordvalg. Kunne godt bruge lidt hjælp af en slags, på forhånd tak.  
 

Text 1
Wanted – by a young lade, aged nineteen, of pleasing countenance, good figure, agreeable manners, general information and varied accomplishments, who has studied every thing, from the creation to crochet, a situation in the family of a gentleman. She will take the head of the table, manage his household, scold his servant, nurse his babies (when they arrive), check his tradesmen’s bills, accompany him to the theatre, cut the leaves of his new book, sew on his buttons, warm his slippers, and generally make his life happy. Apply in the first place, by letter, to Louise Caroline, London Grove, and afterward to Papa, upon the premises.
The Times, 1873
 

Text 2
About me
i am an honest, sincere lady. i am separated and have 5 grown up children and 2 gorgeous grandchildren.just need someone special to talk to, maybe more! i love the cinema and the theater and i have quite a dry sense of humour! ANYBODY OUT THERE!!!!
www.flirtbox.co.uk