Engelsk rettelse - Nogle som vil hjælpe mig?

Det er vanskeligt at rette, da det er fyldt med stavefejl, grammatiske fejl, dansk ordstilling og misforståelser. En gennemgående fejl er, at du bruger "a" i stedet for "that" eller "to" eller "of" , eller "he" i stedet for "the".

Jeg tror det er fordi jeg først skrev den på dansk og derefter oversættede den. Kan det være det? Jeg skulle desværre skrive den lidt for hurtigt, men har lige lidt tid til at lave den om nu.  

Dette har ikke særligt meget med engelsk at gøre.

"stave fejl " er en stavefejl.

Jeg oversætter, jeg oversatte, jeg har oversat.

For mig at se, kære spørger (#0), har du haft nul styr på din kalender og småfestet dig ind i et hjørne, hvori du nu sidder med x afleveringer og div. eksamenspensa. Overvældet af virkelighedens virkelighed besluttede du dig for at svejse et eller andet hurtigt makværk sammen og optimistisk håbe på at en af os kyndige hjælpere gider muge ud i din sprogstald, så din stak med afleveringer bliver  "-1".

Tager jeg fejl?

Nej da, -bestemt ikke !

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A person of few words, I dare say...

Marie Jensen,

Det går ikke rigtig at hente en "oversættelse" fra Google translate og indsætte den her for at få den gjort afleveringsfærdig.

Sigh... Two old and cruel men bullying a young student. What has this world come to... Get a life you two... Don't you have anything better to do?

auroraginga I'm afraid you will have to rewrite the whole thing in english. Just do your best, and I'm sure you'll be fine. If you're uncertain of some words/spellings use a dictionary, or ask on this forum :) Good luck.

Cards Don't Lie
The story is about a robbery.  The persons in the story is Sandy Terris, the driver Joe, the yellow cat, the sheriff , the two robbers, and the crowd and one assistant to the two robbers.  Sandy, Sandy's cat and the driver Joey sitting in the stage coach. Suddenly is there two robbers,  they want have money, but Joey have no money.  The robbers goes over to Sandy, and tell him a he shall throw his gun, and after that shall he throw the post office box down from the stage coach.  Sandy have no gun. Sandy push the post office box down from the stage coach.  After that give Sandy the robbers his wallet were the money was roll together with a elastic band.  Sandy smile crooked to the robbers. Sandy and Joey drive further in to the city, were a crowd was waiting. The crowd ask with the same after the post, where after Joey said a he was robbed for the the third time in this month, and  it was Sandy's fault.  The crowd pull closer on Sandy. Sandy said “I loose my own money”, but the crowd was not convinced.  Sandy, Joey and the crowd discuss like this in long time. The last word was from Joey, he said “your just thinking on your yellow cat!” Then the sheriff came. The sheriff said that Sandy should come with him to the saloon.  Sandy, the yellow cat, the sheriff and the crowd came in to the saloon. There was not much space in the saloon. The yellow cat walk up to the bar, in the bar stood there three man. The men names was Ed Stowe, Jack Russel and Al Jones as was owner to the saloon. The yellow cat starts sniffing to the first man´s jacket, and then to the cash till and finally they go lay on the safe box. Sandy and the sheriff sad at a table, Sandy sat with a deck playing cards. Sandy pull the two cards from the pile. Spade jack and a diamond king.  “This is the men who is the robbers” said Sandy. The crowd laughs. Sandy explain what he mean, he said that the two cards look like the two man in the bar. The man investigated if the money was there. The sheriff was very impressive over Sandy's work. The sheriff ask how he could know that. Sandy explain that he works for U.S post office and a he was send out for a solve the earlier robbery. Sandy had rubbed cat urine on the post office box and money, so the yellow cat have could  smell where the money was. Cats loves cat urine.

Hvad så med den nu? 

Hvad mener Toot dog med sine vanvittige udgydelser i #9 ???

Der er da ingen mobning i at sige at en tekst ikke kan (bør) rettes når dn er en direte kopi af hvad Google translate har lavet.

Ingen ved deres fornufts fulde brug kan hævde at teksten i # 0 har noget som helst med engelsk at gøre.

Desuden siger du selv præcis det samme,  så?????????????????????????????

Calm down old man. I would try and explain the difference between being nice and being mean, but you wouldn't understand... Carry on I guess, because you're not going to change your terrible ways no matter what. But that is your loss I say because nobody likes you for being mean. I suppose I am mean in saying that aswell, so yes I guess I'm a crazy hypocrite... I think I must have forgotten to take my pills today.. Sorry!

Being so pessimistic and grumpy all the time must really be quite the lifestyle eh? Say if you tried to be positive one day, would it really be so bad?

Desværre, -det nonsense  som denne "Toot" afleverer, kan ingen tage alvorligt.

Man undrer sig over hvad hun i det hele taget laver her.

The intent was to express my "gob-smackedness" I rule at words! And punctuation!!!BBQ

I don't care if you take me serious or not. However I care how you treat other people on this forum. So try and guess what my purpose is here. Now to ask you: What are you doing here? Can you please answer this: Don't you have anything better to do?

Well I do. But I choose to spend my spare time these days to hopefully put a little bit of sense into your head. Though my friends tell me I shouldn't because you can't teach an old dog new tricks... All I'm asking is for you to try and look back through your replies to various threads and see it from a different perspective. You seem so smart, yet you don't seem to grasp a thing about empathy or kindness. If you are as smart as you make yourself out to be, why don't you try and use that big brain of yours and read some basic social skills book, or a guide on how to not come across as a total meanie when interacting with other people.

If someone talked to you the way you talk to other people, how would you feel? Wouldn't you be offended or hurt? Or is your heart simply made out of ice cold stone? I'm so confused by people like you. It's almost like you don't want to be happy or kind. I guess I'm not as smart as you to figure that one out. Enlighten me?

I care about other people, and I don't need you to tell me this, but my time is too valuable to be wasted on improving some Google-translate-gobbledygook. Besides I'm not into bickering with kids. 

toot you're obviously very good at expressing yourself in english. Why did you not use some of that considerable skill to translate this thing?

Yes, toot writes good Danglish.

oops toot aint the original postert

I know.