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The Nose that could not be satisfied

When a human nose leaves a body, it grows its own eyes, ears, mouth, arms and it even gets a leg.
It has been a secret to the nose for a long time, because we human beings need our nose. And we do not want them to jump around on the street. Because the nose only has one leg it cannot walk, but it jumps.
Well, one day, and do not ask me how, my nose found out about the secret. And when I woke up that April morning, it was gone.
I was so sad, and I looked very silly without it. I could not smell anything, and I did not understand why the nose would wnt to leave me, I have always treated it nice.
Later my nose told me what it had experienced on its own.
When my nose removed itself from my face, and it grew its own eyes,ears, mouth and a leg (Which really hurted, because it grew so fast.. It took only 1 minute) it looked at me, with its new eyes, to check that I was still asleep.. It jumped down from my bed, amased about the feeling of the new material there was under its foot. It jumped across the room until it reached my door. It was closed and its new leg was not long enough so it could not reach the handle. But after only ten minutes of frustration, my mom opened the door. She must have thought that I was up, because when she saw me sleeping she closed the door again. But my nose jumped out of the room while the door was still open. It had to jump silently so my mom would not see it. When my nose came out of the door its stomach made a strange sound. It was really hungry. My nose really loves ice cream, and suddenly it was the only thing on its mind.
It jumped and jumped and jumped until it came to the freezer. Luckily, for my nose, my dog lay next to it, and when my nose jumped up on it and stretched out, it could open the freezer. In the freezer lay a big ice cream, one of those with chocolate and strawberry. My nose’s favourite! It opened the ice cream and took a big bite. But, something strange happened it did, however, not have any particular flavour. The favourite ice cream was just a cold slimy mass. My nose closed the freezer again and sat down, thinking really hard. It was no fun being on its own, it could not open the doors by itself and ice cream had no taste. It climed down from the freezer again and jumped back into my room, luckily the door was now open because I was awake and terrified, nearly crying untill I saw my nose again. That is when it told me this story, and then it promised me never to run away again before I put it back again, it in the middle of my head. It was just like putting something on, and I was so happy that it had not jumped away for forever.

If you do not believe me, just look at Michael Jackson.. Why do you think that he is wearing a black material where his nose used to be? I know his nose has discovered the secret, as well, and it has run away… But sometimes you see him with it, because when it is eating time, it is not fun for the nose being on its ow


Hvis der er en der lige vil kigge den igennem, ville jeg blive meget glad!

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