Engelsk hjælp søges.

Jeg skulle oversætte noget fra dansk til engelsk, men jeg er ikke særlig god til det. Så det ville være en stor hjælp hvis nogle ville læse det igennem?

My aunt have tendency to come when I am most busy. She is one of those energetic people, in whose company it is inexcusable bored, and at any time is willing to contribute herself to entertainment.

These days the relatives and friends, as we believe in safe distance behind the mountain ranges hundreds of miles away, suddenly appear through the blessings of progress, these inventions, which is physically impossible to avoid because everyone likes them. Airplanes, for example. My aunt is crazy about flying. "I am descended from birds," she said with laughter as a hippo. She also dives a car. Nowhere in the crowed cities can now drive absolutely safe, so it might seem that traffic had become a serious problem. It also is. But not for my aunt. She is just following the other cars, wave to the police officers and takes care of observing the traffic signals. When she arrives, she have presents with, may I admit. The last time an entire bottle of whiskey. I discreetly looked after the mark, like most others do. This statement seemed to be missing. The most striking at the bottle was the word "toxic", written in large character on a homemade label that was affixed to the glass, so it hid the original.
As you can see, my aunt has sense of humor like no other. Apart from this, she is in all aspects great, so I probably shouldn’t talk about her the way I do. But unconsciously it influenced me strange and uncomfortable of her - even at a distance. It may be dues to distraction, but it has happened to me, when I hear someone on the stairs, hasten me all the way to the entrance door and unlock it, after which I turn off all lights. That is why tradesmen have made it a habit, to call me before they come up with the goods.