Rette afl. på 300 ord? Frist: imorgen

Jeg skal aflevere i morgen.. Nogen der kan hjælpe med at rette?


It is a true that the number of dogs at this time is receiving tranquilizers and anti-depression medication, which in the spoken language is called happy-pills. The most important thing is that the anti-depression medication is increasing at a shocking rate. According to the National Veterinarians´ Association, it is not for the reason that the dogs have a dilemma; the whole problem is their owners. The Association says that domestic animals not are born with what we know in human-beings as a temperament. He also says that dogs do not get depressed. Owners who are unable to look after their dogs feed them happy pills instead.
Bo Brandenburg is trainer for fight dogs, and he is equally short with the journalist. Brandenburg´s answers to the interview take effect like a menace. It is exactly the same what one of his hounds does. Brandenburg is at this time on parole, for biting a detective. Brandenburg forcefully claims that he ever catches any of his dogs if they take happy pills.
Meantime in Kolding, the local newspapers have reported an incident that allegedly took place on Saturday night. A young woman, who was described by the officers as scantily clad, entered the Kolding police station. A shyly desk sergeant said that the woman was trembling and out-of-breath. But as a matter of fact the woman was really stark naked. Therefore one of the sergeants kept her under surveillance. Then she left the station. But they did not ask who she really was.
Many people have phoned in or e-mailed the station to ask about the references to HRH Princess Alexandra included in last month´s column. How did she get the nickname Richland Woman, and what does it mean? Personal details about any member of the royal household are nearly impossible to get. But for DKK 500 the journalist got this knowledge that the nickname has its origin in a folk song, written by the great Mississippi John Hurt.